Sydney's Quotations are quotations made by Sydney Prescott, portrayed by Dove Cameron.
Season One[]
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Sydney: I look so ratchet today. Nate: That’s nothing new. Sydney: I know, it’s your bad breath that’s new. |
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Felix: Well, I guess your school didn’t teach you that a sentence must have a verb. Sydney: Well, you know, I did learn that “kiss” is a verb, and it’s also a noun. So, how about you give my ass a kiss, or kiss my ass! |
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—Sydney and Felix, The Mafia, a reference from sitcom, Girlfriends |
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Hardy har har har! |
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See, when you’re with me, you’re in for a Sydventure. |
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Trae: What the hell could he be possibly doing almost 10 minutes before the movie? Sydney: Probably braiding his ass hairs. |
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—Sydney and Trae about Nate, The Feminist Manifesto |
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“It’ll take a toothbrush, deodorant, and a new look. Dude, you sweat more than me, and I don’t even sweat. Your breath smells like Felix Winchester’s chest hair, and you look like my grandfather. Dude, you are not my type. |
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I’m 100% strictly dickly, hunty. |
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Sydney: Okay, but what will I get out of this? Gina: Equality. Sydney: I was thinking more of money, but fine. |
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—Sydney and Gina about their feminist organization, The Feminist Manifesto |
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Lily: It smells like stinky feet and Chinese food. Sydney: It’s probably Carl; he smells like that when he’s irritated. |
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—Sydney and Lily about Carl, The Wild Ride |
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Lily: Do you want me to sacrifice him, Carl? I know someone who sacrifices chickens, I can send him to her.” Sydney: Are you talking about Azealia Banks or…? |
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—Sydney and Lily about Felix, The Beast Unleashed |
Season 2[]
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Lily: Yes, Starbucks is life, are you kidding me? It’s so fetch.” Sydney: (to Gina) Sayings from a typical white girl. |
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All of this transpired because of you, over you, and by you. You never wanted justice. You just wanted a reason to cover up your STUPID obsession with Brian. What you did was disgusting, Trae. I bet you probably rubbed one out watching those two dumb fucks. No wonder Dirty Dan liked you. I can’t believe you’d let revenge porn tarnish everything we’ve had as a family, and if anyone deserves a fucking apology, it would be Zachary. You fucked him over. He’s in love with you, Trae, but he’s too naïve to realize that you’re the problem. You’re the reason why we can’t get our school rights back. You’re the reason why we can’t even go to the bathroom without a teacher’s signature. You’re the reason why we’re so far behind on our classes because you want attention. If you didn’t remember, Trae, there were five of us. You ruined it. No offense to the egghead, but once you let Joe in our crew, we were already over. |
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Felix is arrogant. How would you feel if you gave your legacy to a guy who’s already losing hair at the age of 17? |
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Sinclair: How are you feeling? Sydney: Are you a detective or my psychiatrist? |
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—Sydney and Detective Sinclair, The Conflict of Interest |